You don't know shame OK

I have had many embarrising moments, including drowning in a pond of duck-weed, being caught eating dog food, having the whole town stare at me while i was stuck in a tree house too scared to get down. However I wake up every morning knowing i have never been starpped stark naked to greyhound track rabbit with my bum painted lime green, something i thanked God for daily. Well until last weekend, damn bucks night, and i didn't even know the groom.