Mash Potato is EVIL

Why don't people understand when i tell them i hate mash potato, you take anyones most hated vegtable and turn it to liquid and of course they won't like it and whats more potatos deserve oil when they are cooked and also to be covered in salt. Another thing mash potato is finding new guises to invade: smashed potato, crushed potato, potato mash, slushy potato, broken potato, liquified potato, and desicrated potato where will it end