The Day Me and Freud got married

One day i was doing my favorite thing, randomly proposing to people, when i accidently proposed to Sigmund Freud and he said yes, i didn't want to say i was just joking and look like i was uncommited or a heartbreaker so i went along with it. On night i told him about the dream where i get attacked by a man eating telekinetic giraffe and he had the nerve to say i was afraid of genitailia and am still stuck in the phalic stage. I couldn't take that so we devorced and in the insuing lawsuit i won the right to be called the father of modern psychology, not a bad outcome.