I Was 13 what did you expect

For three months in 2000 i had a crush on Nikki Webster. She was more stary than all the people mum wanted me to have a crush on and she wasn't 12 years older than me like all the people my friends had crushes on and also more attainable because she lived in sydney not in sweden and she wasn't a million dollar tennis player or engaged. But still they called me crazy. Now she does a shoot for FHM and 40 year old lonely men are aloud to goo nuts over her but i am still not aloud to have a crush, I shall lement in latin Semper Ubei Sub Ubei. By the way Aaz congrats on your marrage to Anna she is a little old but that Swedish accent is cool.