Don't talk to me i just want to Catch the Bus

One of the other things a porchman does beside being angry at people and chasing kids away from his house is catch public transport to nowhere being grumpy throughout. I was having fun doing this until i found that to be the oddest person on the bus i had to expose myself to the bus driver when he asked where i was going, on this particular bus even my friend Bus Bum looked pretty average. So a few things to any odd people i saw on the bus last week... No I am not rasist it's just that you were completely drunk and sluring your speech that i could only understand one in three sentences you spoke. Sorry man but a pizza delivery boy will have a hard time finding "a bus somewhere between lithgow and Bathurst." Third guy what was your crime anyway, murder agrivated by a blogist or something. And lastly JUST BECAUSE YOU FALL ASLEEP ON THE BUS DOESN'T MEAN U CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME SEXUALLY!!!