Sunday, August 20, 2006

I enjoy barking


Ever stuck your head out the window of a speeding car and barked madly at people walking the streets, It's now my favourite game, you get amazing reactions, we have one kid who walks to school at the same time every morning who when we pass him in the car looks like someone who is scared of dogs looks at a house they know a dog at.
The conentions of the game.
In acending order points are awarded for



  • A confused glance of head
  • Disruption to movement patern (e.g. a walker stops walking etc)
  • dropping of bags
  • falling off bike
  • getting a walker with a dog to loss controll of the animal.
  • Inducing total fear in a child
  • getting someone to stalk angryly after you
  • Making a kissing couple accedently bite each.
  • a five or more group reaction

Do Not Bark if:

  • stopped at red light
  • They are near or in a faster or bigger car
  • they have a gun
  • in any situation that means you are traveling at a speed at which the target can catch you.

1 Comments:

At 7:18 PM, Blogger Not Funny Kane said...

Exactly what the world needs. More idiots hanging out of cars getting reactions. I shall play this game this afternoon and we shall scare many little children. HAHAHAHAH!

 

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