Possum Hurling

Yet another popular pass time in porchman circles, possum hurling is a simple enough concept. You wait for a possum to fall out of your tree of off your roof (if you can't find a possum use your filthy cat which hang around all porchmen), your grab it and shave it's bottom and feed it many laxatives and put a cork in the unmentionable place and wait for an ignorant school student in their nice uniform to kiss their mummy goodbye, unplug your possum and throw it.