Shatners Tupee

My life is in many ways reminisant of Shatner, on minute i was boldly going where no man had gone before being the most charismatic man on ship surrounded by people like lenard nemroy the next my looks have gone, i'm fat and i'm a crazy old man with a bullseye on my arse in a law firm who has to snog random people just to compete with people like James spader. except i'm not on tv, Nemroy is hot compared to me, and i'll never drink scotch on a roof with James and last time i snogged someone to make myself look charismatic my mother happened to be watching at the other end of the shopping center and dragged me home by the ear, i'll outdo you one day spok