My adoring fan base

Wondering why i haven't blogged in so long? I'll give you three hints: Paris Hilton, Prison, James Spader as my lawer. Simple enough thought so. Now that we have the pleasentries out of the way down to some serious business... ... ... Ok i just have to complain you think nothing could be worse then being a pennyless porchman, well there is, being a millionaire(ess) . See when pennyless porch man goes to prison he can play the same porchman games (except there are less possums) Catchup with some school friends and get out earlie on parole. AND they can have a bit of a cry without the worlds media going on about. I just have one question: why was i, an australian male, sharing a cell with lindsay lohan and paris.